Friday, January 13, 2006

Boring Post, not gonna lie



Pardon the interruption, I'm the Herm and I foresee a sad, sad host on Monday....

The reigning leader of east coast bias, Tony Korheiser of ESPN's Pardon the Interruption absolutely ripped not only the Seahawks, but the entire city of Seattle earlier this week on national television. I watch PTI everyday, it's one of my favorite shows, and I have noticed that Tony has a problem with the west coast.

He's from NY, went to Binghamton University in one of the ugliest cities in the U.S. (behind Eugene). I've actually been to Binghamton on my way to Ithaca NY when I had to transfer buses. It smelled of failure and broken dreams.

He made it out of there somehow and now holds a spot as a senior sports writer for the Washington Post. Because he can lay claim to being from NY and DC, he is the most notable leader in the fight against the west coast.

I have bad news for you Tony. After you picked: 1) Washington over the Hawks; 2) The Pats over Denver; 3) Carolina over Chicago; and 4) The Colts barely winning over Pittsburgh, you will be 1-3 in your NFL picks this weekend. He is most pressing when it comes to Seattle, however, continuously bashing Seattle and everyone that lives here. He picked Tiki Barber over Alexander for NFL MVP. He thought Eli and Brunell should've been in the pro bowl. Tony, I understand your hometown love, but you're on national TV, be supportive of great teams and players across the country, not only those that reside east of the Mississippi. Because of this, I now Tivo Around the Horn instead of PTI because of your crap.

(Note: When the Hawks win, Tony will receive + or - 50 emails from me reminding him of the Foreskins loss)

In other news:

Ray got suspended for three games after being brutally attacked by some no name jerk off. Weak, the other guy came after him in the depths of the Key and only got five games. Hey Stern, what if it was a black player attacking a white player? Would your penalties have been the same? I think not.

Speaking of the NBA, could you get used to the Bellevue Super Sonics? It is being reported that team owners have been discussing plans with city officials and business leaders (including Kemper Freeman) about building a new arena where the Safeway distribution plant (Bel-Red Road) resides for the Supes. The only hitch is there may not be enough local labor to meet the chauffeur parking demands of Medina.

UW has had trouble putting teams away as of late, including last night over USC. Our starters are playing well except for the offensive fouls and turnovers. Clean that up Lordmar and you have final four talent....

UW football has landed some serious recruits from around the nation. Our class currently ranks 25th in the nation and 3rd in the Pac-10 behind USC and Cal.

Herm

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